this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
(via believeinbetterdays)
Sometimes after a long walk, I just need to chill out. Ice cubes and linoleum make me a happy puppy!
UWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH
*raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…
(Source: komaida, via childrapist666)